Our spies have fed back information that those northeners have got wind of the planned invasion from the South and are readying their air support in preparation.
Photos obtained by our brave undercover team show them swooping on unsuspecting villagers over t border in lancashire. The team only escaped the airborne assault by wearing cow pats on their heads which from the skies gave the impression of a flat cap as worn by t Yorkshire folk.
Tips on avoiding detection by t northern folk
Your name is Bert or Ethel not Shaz or Trace
Do not wear white shoes and burberry hats in public
If engaged in conversation with a northerner do not say things such as "my Chardonnay wants to be a hairdresser when she grows up"
If discovered a couple of quick phrases to get you out of trouble
a)Reet grand tha knows
b)Eh Up hows thee fathers wippet
c)Geoff Boycott is God
Be Vigilant
